“Whoa, Eve! Where have you been hiding that?”

By Awwa on 05.09.08 4:55 am

Julie stood wide-eyed in disbelief as once again Jack’s rocket went off prematurely.

By kjabooti on 05.09.08 6:12 am

“Hey, that’s great honey. But, if we’re going to get off this island, maybe we should have been ON your rocket.”

By neomarvelbunny on 05.09.08 6:25 am

RECOIL in horror as the dangers of “harmless” hanky-panky are illustrated in this timeless morality tale where Johnny and Jane, two red-blooded American teenagers, give in to their sinful desires and pay the ultimate price when they are stranded on the planet Volcanon! *By reading this blurb you have essentially read the entire thrilling tale and are now morally obligated to buy this exciting magazine or send 35 cents directly to AMC Publishing.

By extrapulp on 05.09.08 6:52 am

Now Perfecto-Fizzbaum Pictures presents — from the mind of Jacques Butcher — “The End of Atlantis” — in Thrill-o-vision and STEREO-audio sound (”the audience is listening?”) — with Velva Vavavoom as “Princess Mammaria,” Justin Jutjaw, Jr. as Captain Kreplakos of the Minoan Rocketry Corps, and the always hilarious Washington “Rochambeau” Jones as Umpopo the Beninite warrior. Thrill the designs of Werner Kreplach and to Willis O’Brien & Ray Harryhausen’s menacing Colossus of Atlantis and the atomic volcano deathcloud. Let Dmitri Tiomkin’s film score and the songs of Hy Zaret(now available on long-playing records from Decca) take you away to another place and time that time itself forgot.

By Stus on 05.09.08 9:18 am