(I’m out. I don’t know that I can imrpove on “(the ghost) was too fearsome to live!)
Nov
7
8:53
AM
jmiller
When Grandpa’s Ghost first showed up, he was expectedly unwelcome. But that quickly changed as soon as he started handing out fistfuls of money.
Nov
7
9:56
PM
Awwa
“The Spook of Grandpa Eben was the Queerest Ghost in existence!” In fact, it was so queer, that it’d give-out handfuls of cash to fine old gentlemen, just for the opportunity to satisfy their every, twisted sexual desire! It was often heard at the gentlemen’s club, “Come on everybody! The ghost of Grandpa Eben is giving out Benjamins again, just to have his way with us! Woo Hoo!”
7
AM
(I’m out. I don’t know that I can imrpove on “(the ghost) was too fearsome to live!)
7
AM
When Grandpa’s Ghost first showed up, he was expectedly unwelcome. But that quickly changed as soon as he started handing out fistfuls of money.
7
PM
“The Spook of Grandpa Eben was the Queerest Ghost in existence!” In fact, it was so queer, that it’d give-out handfuls of cash to fine old gentlemen, just for the opportunity to satisfy their every, twisted sexual desire! It was often heard at the gentlemen’s club, “Come on everybody! The ghost of Grandpa Eben is giving out Benjamins again, just to have his way with us! Woo Hoo!”