Pulp of the Day
Complete Stories, April 15, 1933
Written by PulpoftheDay on May 15th, 2008You contribution to the monthly caption contest will be given all due consideration. Isn’t it great to be respected?
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15
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Examine your Horny Toad for ten days and if not absolutely delighted, return for a full refund, and cancel your membership in Lizard of the Month Club!
15
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“Dear friend,” the lizard said. “This may come to you as a surprise, but I am Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, wife of the late Nigerian head of state, General Sani Abacha. I am in possession of US$50.5 Million. I will give you 20% of the total money in this 100% risk free transaction…”
15
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“Hel-lo, my honey, hel-lo, my baby, hello my ragtime gaaaaal….”
15
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So if I kiss you, you will turn into the lady on that there latest issue of Spicy Adventures. Well, I ain’t never done nothin’ like this before, but Ma always said follow your dream…
16
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“At last!” cried Alberto. “Alchemy-4-U have delivered! With this Philosophers’ Toad I can convert base metal into frog!“
30
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“Holy crap, licking ‘em really works!”