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Don’t Mourn Me, Toots by Hank Janson

Written by PulpoftheDay on May 20th, 2008

Dig deep, find that gem of wit within you, and display in in the caption contest!

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5 captions so far ↓

  1. May
    20
    7:38
    AM
    jmiller

    “…when I am dead my toots,
    sing no sad dirge for me,
    don’t plant no poesies at my breasts,
    nor shady apple tree…
    but wit da green grass above me,
    when it rains, ackasional wet;
    it’s jake wit me if you remember,
    okie doke if you forget”
    (w/apologies to Christina Rossetti)

  2. May
    20
    7:44
    AM
    kjabooti

    In a dungeon
    dis damsel was chillin’.
    “I’ll be the Hero!”
    (I really was willin’.)
    But da babe in dis-dress!?
    Makes me nearly confess…
    I’d much rather be playin’ the villain!

  3. May
    20
    7:54
    AM
    kathy w

    “Don’t Mourn me , but you can do other things to me Toots!”

  4. May
    20
    7:28
    PM
    Awwa

    “Now at your local gaming shop…

    Dungeons and Dragons: Adult Edition!”

  5. May
    30
    6:36
    AM
    benchilada

    Sure it hurt, but gluing on her dress had really come in handy.

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