Fate, May 1956
Written by PulpoftheDay on August 15th, 2008The caption contest: the first step to enjoying your Friday.
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“Yup, it’s a gigantic glow-in-the-dark condom… We’re screwed for sure this time, Billy.”
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Everyone has psychic powers! For instance, right now I can tell you that 14 people are trying to come up with a funny caption that’s just slightly more suggestive than kjabooti’s…and ONE of you is considering naming his rock band “Texas Saucer Contact”…
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“They’re back!” cried old Sheriff Leo Marsh, climbing out of his rocking chair in the Old Western Cliche Home.
“Them Flying Saucers is just like the Great Airship Mystery of 1897!”
Dr. Willows changed his medication.
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from the editor of “Fate”;
NO!NO!
This is our “swimsuits of each state series of editions”–
it’s supposed to be
“Tex Ass: a U-See-’er Contact”
I guess typesetters are the only ones WITHOUT psychic powers!
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George W. Bush: Special ORIGIN issue!
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“There’s only one way to drive-off these highly intelligent, super sophisticated, conservatively reserved aliens! We’ve got to flash them our nasty bits and pieces! Waaaaaah! Take a good, long look at this, you old stuck-up fuddy duddies!”
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… there was no way they’d all fit back in the police car, now that the alien height-changing beam had done its dastardly work
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“Thank God I had these binoculars or I might have missed the sighting of the century!”