Pulp of the Day
Fantastic Adventures, October 1949
Written by PulpoftheDay on November 6th, 2008Remember — if you don’t enter the caption contest, you can’t win the cheap crap I give away monthly. Think about it.
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“Stop foolin’ around and get kraken on that space walk!”
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Grolok the Eight-Limbed was beginning to regret his promise to meet with the humans without preconditions.
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“Wait just a minute, Captain Octopod! You mean that your species of big-headed, eight tentacled, space beings landed on earth back in the stone age? That the only reason you didn’t take over the human race all those many years ago, is that you have no internal skeletons? That you can’t meet us on dry land, to defeat us there? That space is the only place where you feel nearly as equal to us, as you do in earth’s oceans? That now, now that man is venturing into outer space, now you want to fight with us? You’re a bunch of idiots! But you do taste wonderful, steamed, over rice, with a little soy sauce!”
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Getting attacked by a Space Octopus while your Space Buddy just watches doesn’t seem that fantastic to me…
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“For cryin’ out loud, Johnson, I’m not THAT attached to calamari for dinner. Let’s just have meatloaf!”
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“No, I said to aim for his TENTACLES….”