Man’s Illustrated, July 1960
Written by PulpoftheDay on July 8th, 2009If you have a spare funny, toss it toward the caption contest!

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“I don’t care how many lives it costs”, he growled, “Just get me that anti-wrinkle cream”
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“There’s only one thing can save us now, boys — launch the Palin!”
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“Hey, check it out…I don’t think that Blonde Commissar Queen is wearing any underwear!”
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The biggest gamble of World War 2 was Patton working as chimney sweep.
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The Cologne King is the best advertisement for his own product.
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“Now that there’s a war! Eat my shorts, Patton!”
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“Man, why did I bring my binoculars? There’s nothing to look at.”
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‘True adventures for bald men’?
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“War IS Hell, the food is awful!” Mused General Magoo as he bit into a sandwich.