Morals Squad by Samuel A. Krasney
Written by PulpoftheDay on August 25th, 2009Be the toast of the ‘tubes by winning the caption contest!
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Morals Squad says: Don’t fall asleep on a newly painted bench!
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Call the Morals Squad! Monster Energy Drink has cranked up the ginseng additive – to the point that one can now results in complete loss of all carnal control!
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“No sweetie, WE’RE not the Morals Squad…THEY’LL be along later. We’re just here to talk to you about your wallpaper, dearie…”
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Your Morals test results have come back from the Squad. They grade you ‘O-Negative’.
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“Is that my silhouette on your hip or are you just glad…?”
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“No honey! No you can’t ride the striped pony! Now come on! Come on out of the zebra cage!”
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“Morals?? I thought they were the Morale Squad. A lady just can’t make an honest living these days.”