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The Whispering Gorilla by David V. Reed
Written by PulpoftheDay on November 16th, 2009I am lobbing a softball across your plate. Hit it out of the park in the caption contest!
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“Why, that whispering gorilla was so quiet – it’s carried my shrewish wife off into the jungle forever. Yes, I didn’t hear a thing…Really…”
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Like all of his other dates this one was going true to form. He was whispered sweet nothings until the lights went up then the kicking and screaming began.
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I would hate to see the subtitled scene in the movie where they have to break the news to Hitler.
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“If I know my gorillas, old boy, that was a man- maybe several men- in a rather accomplished gorilla suit.”
“Well, if they’re that determined, I suppose there’s really quite little we can do about it- let’s assess the situation over a spot of tea.”
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Boy, that Mike Tyson…
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The gigantic gorilla who wasn’t really a gorilla carried the woman who was really a man away from the military base that wasn’t really a military base.
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…and a man has needs.
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“It’s okay everyone, I’m Jane Goodall, the Gorilla Whisperer!”
“But I’m not a gorilla!”
“Whisper [Hush you big, strong, hunk of man, you! Do you want to get out of here without going to jail, then you'd better follow my lead!] whisper, whisper!”
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Another scene deleted from “The Seven-Year Itch”
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“Shh.. Perkins, look! Gorilla Quietis! And he’s carrying a Damsel Periclitatus!”