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Before I Wake by Brett Halliday

Written by PulpoftheDay on November 18th, 2009

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9 captions so far ↓

  1. Nov
    18
    7:26
    AM
    RichM

    Wake up and start your day with Crystal Meth ! (If you experience rapid tooth decay, gaping sores, psychotic disturbances, or the perception of insects crawling through the pores of your skin: see your doctor.)

  2. Nov
    18
    7:39
    AM
    Macaroon

    Before I wake: Dream.
    After I wake: Shave.

  3. Nov
    18
    8:54
    AM
    TomAqMar

    “Oh, God, I really did make a tape with Carrie Prejean, didn’t I?”

  4. Nov
    18
    9:25
    AM
    jmiller

    “Wait, Tom, I don’t think I turned the kitchen stove off before we left!”

  5. Nov
    18
    10:53
    AM
    ROK

    You paid how much for those Brittany Spears concert tickets?!!!

  6. Nov
    18
    10:58
    AM
    Joel Cairo

    “Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again, and I could not enter for the way was barred to me by a hissing goat skull!”

  7. Nov
    18
    5:27
    PM
    Awwa

    “It’s all me, baby!”

  8. Nov
    19
    3:59
    AM
    Eon

    “What the…? Get out of my bedroom! Damn cover artists…”

  9. Nov
    25
    5:28
    PM
    Stus

    And the clown face was left on her pillow, the principal problem of going to bed with your makeup still on.

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