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Murder! July 1957

Written by PulpoftheDay on November 25th, 2009

Enjoy the caption contest, and see you on the other side of Turkey Day!

Murder-Jul57

11 captions so far ↓

  1. Nov
    25
    8:10
    AM
    ROK

    No matter what she tried, Helen was never able to attract the attention of her workaholic husband.

  2. Nov
    25
    8:12
    AM
    RichM

    Could you quit doing Yoga in my LazyBoy? I’m going out for a beer!”

  3. Nov
    25
    8:45
    AM
    Macaroon

    The Armchair Monster slowly consumed it’s prey, starting with the feet first.

  4. Nov
    25
    9:47
    AM
    jmiller

    “Honey, I’m home. I need a good stiff drink, it was a rough day at the office. I hope you didn’t get a headstart on me, ha ha. Honey?”

  5. Nov
    25
    1:42
    PM
    von Strudel

    After 12 years of marriage, the Henderson’s Honeymoon never seemed to end.

  6. Nov
    25
    4:53
    PM
    Awwa

    “Doll, you gonna lay about drunk all the time, at least change your drawers every few days!”

  7. Nov
    25
    5:23
    PM
    Stus

    Woman in a Red Dress — ripped from today’s headlines!

  8. Nov
    25
    7:02
    PM
    TomAqMar

    Pardoned turkey in kill crime spree

  9. Nov
    26
    2:53
    AM
    Eon

    Beverly recalled the ‘playing possum’ theory – murderers seek living prey, so by fainting she caused the intruder to lose interest.

  10. Nov
    27
    7:34
    AM
    Joel Cairo

    Lynn decided to feign death since George was getting wise to her feigning a headache routine.

  11. Nov
    28
    7:55
    PM
    Awwa

    “Dang girl! At least change the channel! You’ve been watching those Spanish soap operas all Thanksgiving! Turn on the Tech game, get up, fix your hair, do something!”

    (I disqualify myself for double posting… just bored, but hoping everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday!)

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