Murder! July 1957
Written by PulpoftheDay on November 25th, 2009Enjoy the caption contest, and see you on the other side of Turkey Day!

Pulp of the DayEnjoy the caption contest, and see you on the other side of Turkey Day!

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No matter what she tried, Helen was never able to attract the attention of her workaholic husband.
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Could you quit doing Yoga in my LazyBoy? I’m going out for a beer!”
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The Armchair Monster slowly consumed it’s prey, starting with the feet first.
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“Honey, I’m home. I need a good stiff drink, it was a rough day at the office. I hope you didn’t get a headstart on me, ha ha. Honey?”
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After 12 years of marriage, the Henderson’s Honeymoon never seemed to end.
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“Doll, you gonna lay about drunk all the time, at least change your drawers every few days!”
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Woman in a Red Dress — ripped from today’s headlines!
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Pardoned turkey in kill crime spree
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Beverly recalled the ‘playing possum’ theory – murderers seek living prey, so by fainting she caused the intruder to lose interest.
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Lynn decided to feign death since George was getting wise to her feigning a headache routine.
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“Dang girl! At least change the channel! You’ve been watching those Spanish soap operas all Thanksgiving! Turn on the Tech game, get up, fix your hair, do something!”
(I disqualify myself for double posting… just bored, but hoping everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday!)