G-Men Detective Stories, January 1940
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“Hold it right there! That’s no way to treat the ol’ ball and chain!”
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Not so fast. The cruise line is tired of passengers stealing it’s anchor chain.
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Those suitcase & chain suspenders are meant to be worn as underwear!
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SMEDLEY: “Hold it right there, Fritz! You ain’t givin’ my Cora the old heave ho…!”
CORA: “Wait a minute — who you callin’ a ho?!”
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Woman: “Is it too late to upgrade to First Class?!?”
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Seaworld’s policy of getting visitors to really interact with the fish was getting out of hand.
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Okay now wait a minute, if I can only take two at a time, I’ll take the gun and you Bad Bart, leaving the girl and the suitcase on the dock. Then offloading you, I’ll come back with the gun. Then I’ll load the girl and the suitcase, leaving the gun. Then I’ll offload the girl and the suitcase, but pick you back-up, Bad Bart. Finally coming back for the gun, I’ll take you back to the other shore with me Bad Bart! But wait, I forgot all about the fox!
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“Nice of you to wear a tie, too.”